beautifulhealthyorganicliving:

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

They’re both

Meat alternatives 

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

What do tofu and dildos have in common?

They’re both

Meat alternatives 

misandry-mermaid:

the-goddamazon:

orevet:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

They gendered a fucking coot on swab on a stick.
We’re gonna have to go to Mars.

Today in unnecessarily-gendered packaging…

This is a by-product of fear.

Masculine voice: “Cleaning my body like an adult is tooooooo feminine.  I need a product for macho muscle dudes like me and my bros!”
Gendered Marketing:  “Have we got the product for you!!  Try Bro-Tips™!  Like Q-Tips, but for bros!!  They’re Men’s ULTIMATE Multi-Tool!  Use them for:
detailing your body’s slick finish! 
cleaning off that grime you get from doing filthy MAN activities!
building…. stuff!
Masculine voice:  “But the packaging, does it emphasize my manliness through manipulative imagery or will I feel emasculated by the thin letters and neutral textures and colors?”
Gendered Marketing:  “Don’t fret!  With Bro-Tips™, we’ve got you covered with broad, bold, capitalized fonts on an embossed steel-grating background to ensure your tiny, fragile male ego will remain fully intact.”
Masculine voice: “Oh em gee, totes perf, I need!”

misandry-mermaid:

the-goddamazon:

orevet:

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

They gendered a fucking coot on swab on a stick.

We’re gonna have to go to Mars.

Today in unnecessarily-gendered packaging…

This is a by-product of fear.

Masculine voice: “Cleaning my body like an adult is tooooooo feminine.  I need a product for macho muscle dudes like me and my bros!”

Gendered Marketing:  “Have we got the product for you!!  Try Bro-Tips!  Like Q-Tips, but for bros!!  They’re Men’s ULTIMATE Multi-Tool!  Use them for:

  • detailing your body’s slick finish! 
  • cleaning off that grime you get from doing filthy MAN activities!
  • building…. stuff!

Masculine voice:  “But the packaging, does it emphasize my manliness through manipulative imagery or will I feel emasculated by the thin letters and neutral textures and colors?”

Gendered Marketing:  “Don’t fret!  With Bro-Tips, we’ve got you covered with broad, bold, capitalized fonts on an embossed steel-grating background to ensure your tiny, fragile male ego will remain fully intact.”

Masculine voice: “Oh em gee, totes perf, I need!”

socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

brittbluebird14:

nobodyfuckingaskedyou:

trogdorthe-burninator:

YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES

I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION

You are batman. Bless you for saving that cat.

vegan-sophistication:

30,000 year old flower revived.
Scientists have resurrected a flower from plant tissues found frozen in Siberian permafrost, thought to be 30,000-32,000 years old. The new Silene stenophylla is healthy and fertile, and producing viable seeds.
The experiment has excited many because it proves that material trapped in the permafrost is recoverable and usable - scientists have been working to recover other species of plant and animal life from the same area, such as the woolly mammoth.

vegan-sophistication:

30,000 year old flower revived.

Scientists have resurrected a flower from plant tissues found frozen in Siberian permafrost, thought to be 30,000-32,000 years old. The new Silene stenophylla is healthy and fertile, and producing viable seeds.

The experiment has excited many because it proves that material trapped in the permafrost is recoverable and usable - scientists have been working to recover other species of plant and animal life from the same area, such as the woolly mammoth.

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

A message from Anonymous
Do you drink almond milk? If so, do you know the pain the farmers put the almonds through to create that milk.
A reply from adviceforvegans

imageThis is a real picture of an almond farm. The almonds here suffer a terrible fate. Separated from their mothers and forced into cramped conditions where their screams are heard only by each other, they live out miserable existences until they are finally made into milk. My heart bleeds for the dear sweet almonds. How could vegans be so cruel?

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

narrysmidnightmemories69:

my-toxic-romance:

imquiteusedtobeingalone:

For all the dorks like me who had no idea what was going on in the Tumblr Shutdown of July 2k14 — - I got your back.

Here are some badges, friends.

Wait there was a shutdown?!

What